{"id":271,"date":"2007-04-06T11:12:20","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T16:12:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2007-04-06T11:12:20","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T16:12:20","slug":"bong-hits-for-sanjaya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"Bong Hits for Sanjaya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><meta http-equiv=\"Content-Language\" content=\"en-us\" \/> <meta http-equiv=\"Content-Type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=windows-1252\" \/><title>Let me begin with a confession<\/title>A confession: in all the time since <em>American Idol<\/em> premiered in June  2002, I have not managed to watch more than one or two episodes.\u00c2\u00a0 Looking  back now, I wish I had it all to do over again.\u00c2\u00a0 (Redemption awaits,  courtesy of the &#8220;Netflix&#8221; Queue.)<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, it appears that at least 30 million viewers have been battling  a culture war in and through <em>American Idol<\/em> and the results look  fascinating.<\/p>\n<p>As usual, issues of <em>work and sex<\/em> figure prominently.<\/p>\n<p>One clear sign of a good culture war is the advent of <em>moral panic<\/em>  among Conservatives.<\/p>\n<p>Enter our would-be President Fred Thompson, currently at the American  Enterprise Institute, and his missive, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.aei.org\/publications\/filter.all,pubID.25907\/pub_detail.asp\">Real  American Idols<\/a>&#8220;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Somehow, I know that Paris Hilton may have violated her parole. I&#8217;m not  \tsure how it happened, but I even know a little about Britney Spears&#8217;s  \thairdo, divorce, and trip to rehab. These bits of cultural trivia, I really  \twish I hadn&#8217;t digested.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m not going to do now is scold editors for spending more time on Anna  \tNicole Smith and Lindsay Lohan than the details of our federal budget. To  \tbegin with, it would have about as much impact as it would for me to tell  \tsome pop starlet, who has more money than I ever will, to put on some decent  \tclothes and behave herself.<\/p>\n<p>I do think, though, that we should be worried when our children are shown  \tover and over again that people who are rich and famous, and are presented  \tas &#8220;idols,&#8221; get even more rich and famous due to behaviors that would be  \trightly deemed tragedies in most families. So, instead of telling our news  \tsources what not to publish, maybe I could make a few suggestions for  \tadditional programming.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Thompson goes on to profile several &#8220;role models&#8221; from the world of women&#8217;s  college basketball:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There are young women who are succeeding because of all the old virtues  \tthat we want our children to learn and emulate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[The ] did what had to be done to win this year&#8211;drilling and working out  \thard in the off season when other teams were taking it easy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[T]hese women&#8230; have shown the discipline, sacrifice, and desire that  \tanyone can and should aspire too. For the sake of our daughters, they ought  \tto get at least a fraction of the coverage our media gives embarrassing,  \tdysfunctional celebrities.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Set aside, for the moment, the moral panic about the rich &#8220;pop starlet&#8221; not  only refuses to &#8220;put on some decent clothes and behave herself&#8221; but who&#8211;heaven  forbid&#8211;shaved her head, which can only mean that Spears <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eonline.com\/news\/article\/index.jsp?uuid=b4a4805f-4c34-488a-bba1-3925c47b8e23\"> is <em>insane<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The celebrity of the day is clearly <em>American Idol<\/em>&#8216;s Sanjaya Malakar.<\/p>\n<p>Eugene Robinson provides the basic contours of the phenomenon in his <em> Washington Post <\/em>column, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2007\/04\/05\/AR2007040501792.html\">Sanjaya:  The Axis of &#8216;Idol<\/a>&#8216;&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sanjaya Malakar is an abysmally untalented contestant who not only  \tsurvives elimination week after week but actually seems to become more  \tpopular. He is the worst singer among the finalists, by far. His voice is  \tweak&#8230; [and he] dances as if he has restless leg syndrome.<\/p>\n<p>But Sanjaya (he has earned single-name fame) is undeniably cute. And he has  \ta world-class head of hair, which he styles a different way each week &#8212; the  \tapotheosis, thus far, was an indescribable &#8220;faux-hawk.&#8221; Wielding his lush  \tlocks and his charismatic smile like weapons of mass destruction, Sanjaya  \thas conquered television&#8217;s biggest show&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The show&#8217;s official &#8220;expert panel&#8221; has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/rockdaily\/index.php\/2007\/03\/07\/blogging-american-idol-will-the-losers-finally-lose\/\"> weighed in heavily against Sanjaya<\/a>, but to no avail.\u00c2\u00a0 Judge Simon  Cowell has even threatened to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starpulse.com\/news\/index.php\/2007\/03\/10\/simon_cowell_will_quit_if_sanjaya_malaka\"> walk away from the show<\/a> if Sanjaya wins.<\/p>\n<p>Sanjaya has had help in conquering the show.\u00c2\u00a0 The authority of the  show&#8217;s judges has been &#8220;sabotaged&#8221; by an independent campaign, led by &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.votefortheworst.com\/\">Vote  for the Worst<\/a>&#8221; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2007\/03\/31\/arts\/television\/31idol.html\">adopted  by Howard Stern<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re corrupting the entire thing,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Mr. Stern said on his Sirius  \tSatellite Radio show Thursday, the day after Mr. Malakar secured a place in  \tthe top nine finalists. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All of us are routing \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcAmerican Idol.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so  \tgreat. The No. 1 show in television and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s getting ruined.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Mr. Malakar, who at 17 looks like a 1970s pop star of the David  \tCassidy\/Bobby Sherman\/Andy Gibb variety, had been among the lowest two or  \tthree vote-getters in the first weeks of the season. But after Dave Della  \tTerza, the founder of a Web site called votefortheworst.com, first appeared  \ton Mr. Stern\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s radio show on March 20, Mr. Malakar has not been among the  \tlowest vote-getters.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Of course, Stern matters and he has his own corporate heft.\u00c2\u00a0 But a case  can be made&#8211;<a href=\"http:\/\/today.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/17947374\/\">and has been made<\/a>&#8211;that  in this instance Stern is a lagging indicator, not a leading indicator.<\/p>\n<p>So, at one level, the Sanjaya crisis represents a kind of &#8220;disintermediation&#8221;  phenomenon where monopolistic or oligopolistic <em>institutions<\/em> (like Fox and  its panel of expert judges) give way to<em> unruly markets<\/em> (like Fox&#8217;s own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/4649112\/\">voting system<\/a> and the  chattering blogosphere).<\/p>\n<p>This is how social movement happens now.\u00c2\u00a0 The social <em>moves<\/em>, not  through the sweat equity of &#8220;collective action&#8221; but through turbulent markets.<\/p>\n<p>American Idol producer Ken Warwick insists that everything is under control  and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.realitytvmagazine.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/american_idol_p.html\"> discounts the significance<\/a> of the virus that has swept the nation and  infected his show.<\/p>\n<p>Stern exudes the pleasure of a hacker and this is surely part of the story,  as it was in the case of the recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2007\/03\/18\/MNGHNONEPS1.DTL&#038;type=printable\"> &#8220;unauthorized&#8221; ad against Hillary Clinton<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But there is something else at stake, as well.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s about pleasure and the work ethic.<\/p>\n<p>Here is how &#8220;Vote For the Worst&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.votefortheworst.com\/about_us\">explains itself<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Why do we do it? During the initial auditions, the producers of Idol only  \tlet certain people through. Many good people are turned away and many bad  \tsingers are kept around&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now why do the producers do this? It&#8217;s simple: American Idol is not about  \tsinging at all, it&#8217;s about making good reality TV and enjoying the cheesy,  \tguilty pleasure of watching bad singing. We agree that a fish out of water  \tis entertaining, and we want to acknowledge this fact by encouraging people  \thelp the amusing antagonists stick around. VFTW sees keeping these  \tcontestants around as a golden opportunity to make a more entertaining show.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There is in all of this a &#8220;guilty pleasure&#8221; in some standard reality TV  cruelty.\u00c2\u00a0 The difference between VFTW and Fox may only be that Fox disavows  that pleasure.\u00c2\u00a0 VFTW explains:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Because they don&#8217;t like our site, Fox has called us &#8220;hateful&#8221; and &#8220;mean  \tspirited&#8221;. Doesn&#8217;t it seem a tad hypocritical to say that when the show has  \tweeks devoted to making fun of bad auditions?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>How can the producers let Simon mock some of the contestants but then let us  \tbe called &#8220;vicious&#8221; when a campaign exists to help those very contestants?  \tWe don&#8217;t hate the people we vote for, we actually love them!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In the <em>Genealogy of Morals<\/em>, Nietzsche&#8217;s birds of prey describe their  relationship with lambs:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>We<\/em> don&#8217;t dislike them at all, these good little lambs; we even  \tlove them; nothing is more tasty than a tender lamb.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some of the moral panic about Sanjaya is clearly about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/03162007\/tv\/maybe_its_your_hair_keeping_you_in_tv_linda_stasi.htm\"> gender and sexual ambiguity<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Once upon a time the king of pop attempted to turn himself into the  \tprincess of Motown, Diana Ross &#8211; and he had the hair to prove it.<\/p>\n<p>But Michael Jackson is a light-weight compared to the new king of the Hair  \tDon&#8217;ts &#8211; the tragically tressed &#8220;Amerian Idol&#8221; finalist Sanjaya Malakar&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Half the world is asking&#8230; why he&#8217;s changing his hairstyle more often than  \tBritney Spears&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>The first shock to our systems was when Sanjaya showed up for auditions  \ttressed in a full-out Farrah. How did he even find a hairdresser who still  \tknows how to feather?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Last week, he appeared with Jennifer Aniston&#8217;s hair strangely attached to  \this head. But it wasn&#8217;t until he sang for, yes, Diana Ross this week that we  \twent into full toxic shock. Instead of copying <em>her<\/em> hairdo he showed  \tup as Sally Struthers!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The <em>moral panic<\/em> that surrounds the survival of Sanjaya is also appears  to be about wounded attachment to the &#8220;slave morality&#8221; of the work ethic and the  ideology of the meritocratic rat race.<\/p>\n<p>TV critic Susan Young cites one reader who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.insidebayarea.com\/tv\/ci_5477588\">makes the case<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span id=\"iba2_siteCss\">[The attitude of &#8216;Vote for the Worst&#8217;] has outraged viewers, such as  \tcolumn reader Midge, who wrote to ask if it was true that Stern had asked  \this listeners to vote for Sanjaya.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This singing competition is becoming a farce and is grossly <strong>unfair to<\/strong>  \tthe talented <strong>people who are working very hard and deserve to be  \trecognized<\/strong> for their talent,&#8221; Midge writes.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One might even want to think about going back two weeks and starting  \tfrom there. Perhaps the judging should be like &#8216;Dancing with the Stars&#8217;  \twhere the judges count as 50 percent of the vote.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Reinstate loyal respect for authority and render hard work and sacrifice the  source of all value?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bartleby.com\/129\/\">I prefer not to<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me begin with a confessionA confession: in all the time since American Idol premiered in June 2002, I have not managed to watch more than one or two episodes.\u00c2\u00a0 Looking back now, I wish I had it all to do over again.\u00c2\u00a0 (Redemption awaits, courtesy of the &#8220;Netflix&#8221; Queue.) Nevertheless, it appears that at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/profcutler.com\/wordpress_blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}